February 2012
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January 2012
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Jan 13th
November 2011
1 post
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Melbourne Cup Day
Woke up this morning with cash everywhere and the keys to someone’s Porsche in my purse. Now THAT is a good day at the races. (Seriously, is anyone missing their car keys?)
Nov 1st
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October 2011
2 posts
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Oct 9th
Oct 6th
September 2011
1 post
Sep 28th
August 2011
6 posts
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July 2011
12 posts
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“If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.”
–  John Waters
Jul 31st
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Jul 27th
“Let’s face it, you’re either serious about what you’re doing or you’re not...”
– Bob Dylan on Creativity (via nedhepburn)
Jul 25th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 20th
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“If you are not making the progress you would like and are capable of making, it...”
– (via acquirepd)
Jul 19th
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June 2011
6 posts
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Jun 25th
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Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2011
6 posts
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 22nd
“My dad is 81 years old. I’m teaching him how to use the internet. I told him...”
– Norman N. (oldmansearch) on Twitter (via rickyv) I totally love this. Especially the tweet about “princess swimsuit breasts”  WTF?
May 17th
160 notes
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In Bed Fonts
I just received this email from someone calling themselves an advertising professional: “ Thanks for that. The easiest way to forward your material would be via email according to the following directions: 100mm (H) x 72mm (W), PDF with CMYK colours and in bed fonts.” In bed fonts? Last time I looked my fonts were embedded, not sleeping.
May 3rd
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April 2011
4 posts
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Apr 17th
3 notes
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Facebook CHECK-IN suggestions
(insert name) checked in to A Hell of My Own Making (insert name) checked into Hangover Central
Apr 15th
Apr 6th
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Thought for the Day
Barbie has a lot of nice things for a girl whose knees don’t bend.
Apr 4th
March 2011
12 posts
Mar 24th
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Thought for the day
Now that I have my head out of my ass, it seems you were never good to, or for me.
Mar 14th
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Mar 13th
9 notes
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
4 notes
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The Great Computer Crash of 2011
Just when I thought I had my computer problems under control, it seems my iPhone has reassigned all my photos to different contacts. My niece is currently featuring on the profile for Adams Management, my best friend is now the figurehead at Euro RSCG, my mother apparently works for Ooh! Media and one of my client’s now has a new career as my gynaecologist. Nice.
Mar 8th